NoMcW.com / NoMcBush.com / NoMcSame.com - Anti-McCain Stickers
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why are you such liberal pinko commies who hate America?
A: Oh, gosh, you hurt our feelings. Now we'll have to go eat granola, do some yoga, hug a tree and rescue some animals to make ourselves feel better.
Q:Why did you decide to produce Little, Round, Black, Collectible Anti-McCain Stickers! that look like the old "No-W" symbol?
A:Thanks for asking that. People might key that in on a web search.
Q:What about the phrases John McBush!, John W. McBush!, No McBush!, Stop John McCain!, No Third Bush Term!, John W. McCain!, No McSame!, John McSame!, and John W. McSame!? Why don't you put those in here too?
A:Good idea, let us know if you think of more.
Q: This is first time I've been to your site, looked at the sticker symbols and perused the Simplistic Left-Wing Rhetoric. Aren't you really over-simplifying the whole situation, and ignoring the many complex issues that could be discussed?
A: Yes. There are lots of smart people out there who have all that covered. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go bang some rocks together to make fire for dinner.
Q: My neighbor is a cranky bitter Bush-voter. How can I annoy him?
A: Put one of our stickers on your car. When he asks you "What's THAT supposed to mean?", tell him he has to go to this website to find out. Hi neighbor. Wanna buy a sticker?
Q: What's up with that little number on each sticker just below the website name, that says "FIRST 5000", or "FIRST 10,000", for example? How many of each batch do you intend to print?
A: There were one thousand printed of each symbol that say "FIRST 1000". If you have one of these, hang onto it, because it might become a collector's item. Other "batches" will be printed in the following quantities:
FIRST 5,000; 4,000
FIRST 10,000; 5,000
FIRST 25,000; 15,000
FIRST 50,000; 25,000
FIRST 100,000; 50,000
FIRST MILLION as needed
Q: Isn't that just a cheesy gimmick you thought up to create a sense of collectibility and to set your product apart from possible imitators?
A: Yes.
Q: Pretty smart. Just how many of the FIRST 1000 do you have left, where are they, and what would I need to do to get one?
A: We have... a few. They are locked in a safety deposit box in the Bank of America on the corner of 40th Street and Broadway Road, in Phoenix, Arizona. To get one we suggest you enlist Edward Norton, Robert DeNiro, and possibly Charlize Theron to organize a heist.
Q: I see you've come out with a new sticker featuring the "NoMcSame Symbol". Are you planning to make a ridiculously big deal out of this? What exactly are you going to do?
A: Yes. We're going to send one of the "FIRST 1000" printing of the new NoMcSame Stickers to each of the Visionary Progressive Patriots who have already placed orders. In addition, at least one will be included in the orders of the next 300 customers, including those who purchase the other sticker symbols. (We're not going to hold back a huge quantity of the "FIRST 1000" version. If the first person who reads this orders one hundred NoMcSame stickers, all of them will be marked as "FIRST 1000".)
Q: I'd like to paint a giant "NoMcW" symbol on a sign and stand outside the McCain rally shouting "NO McBUSH!, NO McBUSH!" at the top of my lungs, while wearing a homemade "NoMcSame" T-shirt. Would I be in violation of your copyright?
A: Absolutely not. We claim copyright only on the particular combination of artistic elements and text that make up our stickers, not on the symbols or phrases themselves. So have at it, and we'll send you some cough drops!
Q: When I key "JohnMcClown.com" or "NoMcClown.com" into my web browser, I'm brought directly to this site. Why did you obtain those domain names? Are you intending to produce a NoMcClown Sticker?
A: We obtained the domain names because they are funny, but we're not planning a sticker like this:
Q: Don't you think references to "John McClown" or "John W. McClown" are kind of mean?
A: No. Senator McCain is known for his sense of humor, which is good thing considering he's only likely to win about three states this November. It's not like we're making jokes about John McCain being OLD. That would be mean.
Q: Why can't I buy just one sticker to put on my bicycle basket?
A: Most of the cost is in the packaging and shipping. Get five. Put two on your bicycle basket, give one to a like-minded friend, put one in the kitchen drawer as a souvenir, and put one under the windshield wiper of the car at the store with the "Save the Whales" bumper sticker.
Q: Why don't you do the stickers in some different colors? The black background is so dreary.
A: Because we think it looks cool, and you can see the white letters for about half a mile. Also, if we do more colors we might get confused. Maybe later.
Q: Your website might appeal to the same people that visit ours. Can we link to your site?
A: Yes. Anyone is welcome to link to this site.
Q: Would you link to our site, Free the Tibetan Growler Monkeys?
A: Sorry, no. We're sure your site is supportive of a good cause (like ours), but we don't have the capability to check and make sure about everyone who might ask.
Q: Where did I put the good scissors? I haven't seen them in about six months.
A: Stop looking. You accidentally dropped them in the trash. Buy some new ones.
Q: What are you, psychic or something?
A: Yes. We see a better America ahead, with lots of little black stickers leading the way.